
our perscriptions
Two dangerously effective ways to sell your brand to retailers.
Side effects include fixation.
Pick your poison...
your performance boosting sales deck
£1500

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the booster
A quick hit of clarity, design, and persuasion your deck’s personal trainer. Ideal for founders who want their slides to work smarter, not harder.
• Up to 20 slides of fully editable PPT magic
• Custom design implemented with your content
• 1-2 rounds of revision to get it perfect
• 1-2 week fast turnaround• Instant credibility boost investors sit up instead of scrolling past.
• Clear, compelling story that actually sells your vision.
• Time saved: your deck does the heavy lifting while you focus on closing deals.• We implement our proven storytelling and sales frameworks.
• Align every slide to your audience’s hidden desires.
• Optimize flow, visuals, and messaging so nothing is wasted.• Investors actually read your slides and remember you.
• Confidence to pitch knowing your deck does more than look good.
• Faster buy-in, less stress, and a deck that earns its keep.
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NEVER VANILLA

your ultimate sales weapon, fully bespoke, fully managed retailer experience
£4500


overdose

The full-stack, no-holds-barred sales weapon. Perfect for brands who don’t just want to pitch they want to dominate.
• Up to 20 slides, fully editable PPT
• Full sales strategy & story-telling from scratch
• Premium design implemented from layout to messaging
• Deep audience profiling & research
• 2 rounds of revisions included• Instant credibility boost investors sit up instead of scrolling past.
• Clear, compelling story that actually sells your vision.
• Time saved: your deck does the heavy lifting while you focus on closing deals.• We implement our proven storytelling and sales frameworks.
• Align every slide to your audience’s hidden desires.
• Optimize flow, visuals, and messaging so nothing is wasted.• Investors actually read your slides and remember you.
• Confidence to pitch knowing your deck does more than look good.
• Faster buy-in, less stress, and a deck that earns its keep.

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why wing-it selling doesn't hit
Most people think they have a sales strategy. They don’t. They’re winging it, hoping customers will magically show up, or relying on old-school, pushy tactics that don’t work anymore.
Now more than ever, you need a sales strategy that actually works. One that starts with understanding your audience, giving value first, and building relationships that lead to real results. Because in today’s market, being loud isn’t enough the brands that win are the ones people can’t ignore.

our clinically proven cred

98% average pitch success

5-star client love

Over 30+ brand deals successfully closed
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