our perscriptions
Two dangerously effective ways to grow your brand.
Side effects include fixation.
Pick your poison...
a bite-sized paid ads run to see if the chemistry is real (2–4 weeks only)
£1800
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the flirt
You don’t need to scale yet. You need proof.
The Flirt is designed to validate your offer, audience, and angle before you pour money into ads, no long-term strings attached.
No boring ads.
No bloated retainers.
No pretending clicks equal conversions.
Just paid social done properly.
*This is a service fee only.Perfect for new or early-stage brands who want to test paid social properly before scaling.
What’s Included:
• Paid ads strategy (Meta, TikTok or Google)
• Funnel setup (prospecting + retargeting basics)
• Audience & messaging framework
• Up to 3 ad creatives (video or static)
• Hook & CTA guidance
• Campaign setup & launch
• Light optimisation & performance check
• End-of-test insights & recommendations
*Ad spend not included + no minimum contract• Low risk, high clarity
• Proper testing without long contracts
• Strategic setup from day one
• Clear next steps for scaling1. We define your offer, audience, and angle
2. We build native, scroll-stopping creatives
3. We launch, test, and monitor
4. You get clarity - not guesswork• Ads people actually notice (and don’t skip)
• Proof your ads can perform or clarity if they won’t
• Clear winners: hooks, angles, and audiences worth scaling
• Monthly dashboards tracking CAC, LTV, MRR, subscriptions, and ROAS
• We aim to reduce your CAC by 30–50% over current campaigns
• We target an LTV:CAC ratio of 3:1 within 6 months
• Scalable growth strategy including retention, repeat purchases, and a repeatable playbook for expansion
NEVER VANILLA
for brands who want main character energy
£3500
the icon
Most paid ads fail because they play it safe. The Icon is for brands that want ads with presence creative-first, platform-native, and built to learn fast without locking you into long-term contracts.
No boring ads.
No bloated retainers.
No pretending clicks equal conversions.
Just paid social done properly.
*This is a service fee only.For brands that refuse to be wallpaper in someone’s feed.
What's Included:
• Paid ads strategy (Meta, TikTok &/or Google)
• Funnel mapping (prospecting + retargeting)
• Audience & messaging framework
• Up to 6 ad creatives (video + static mix)
• Hook, CTA & storytelling guidance
• Platform-native formats (vertical, mobile-first)
• Campaign setup & launch
• Performance check + optimisation window
*Ad spend not included + no minimum contract• Low risk, high clarity
• Proper testing without long contracts
• Strategic setup from day one
• Clear next steps for scaling1. We define your offer, audience, and angle
2. We build native, scroll-stopping creatives
3. We launch, test, and monitor
4. You get clarity - not guesswork• Ads people actually notice (and don’t skip)
• Proof your ads can perform or clarity if they won’t
• Clear winners: hooks, angles, and audiences worth scaling
• Monthly dashboards tracking CAC, LTV, MRR, subscriptions, and ROAS
• We aim to reduce your CAC by 30–50% over current campaigns
• We target an LTV:CAC ratio of 3:1 within 6 months
• Scalable growth strategy including retention, repeat purchases, and a repeatable playbook for expansion
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most ads fail because they were never worth watching or buying from...we fix that.
most paid ads are dead on arrival
Most brands launch ads with no real hook, a soft message, and creative designed to “look nice.” Then they blame the algorithm when no one clicks. The truth? The ad was invisible before it ever went live.
We don’t launch ads like everyone else. Why?
• Attention is earned, not bought.
• Creative does the heavy lifting.
• Spend follows proof, not hope.
This is how paid ads stay ruthless and never vanilla not ignored, overproduced, or quietly bleeding budget.
our clinically proven cred
10000+ ads launched
7-figure ad spend managed
10+ years expertise
need bespoke?
We can help you! Just slide into our DM's...
Tell us what you’re dealing with and we’ll tailor the treatment to your brand's needs.Call us, email us, or send a dramatic voice note we’re on standby.
Email Us: hello@brandspo.co.uk
*No spam, no bots, no beige brands period.